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DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	New Chunks Explored:	639153

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1489	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3362
Towns Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	96123	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!