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FarmCraft 2.0: Livestock Locator

agricultural innovation, agricultural productivity, AI in agriculture, animal farm, animal welfare, data analysis, economic opportunities, environmental impact, environmental outcomes, environmental sustainability, FarmCraft, farming strategies, Livestock, livestock management, livestock tracking, location prediction, locator, machine learning, precision farming, predictive modeling, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Star Shards Collected:	140	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

u wanna join our server cuz we got this new machine learnin thingy that predicts where animal farms are in minecraft. like, we know where alllll the cows and pigs are gonna be so u can plan ur farm better. it’s like magic but with computers and stuff.

we’re all about helpin the environment and stuff. like, we wanna make sure farmers are doin things right so the planet doesn’t get messed up. plus, we wanna help farmers make more money too cuz who doesn’t love money, right?

so come join our server and help us save the world, one pixelated cow at a time. plus, we got cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Retinue server minecraft

Active, application, bedrock, Community, Creative, Discord, Friendly, java, Mods, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, private server, rules, serverlaunch, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	8872
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Vanilla, private server minecraft, which is available both from the Java version and with Bedrock version of Minecraft. The server just opened and is waiting for you! But in order to get to him, you need to leave your application to the discord server, the link to which will be lower!

retinue.aternos.me:64298

Medieval Smp

arcane arts, breathtaking-cities, creatures-unknown, darkest-depths, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Epic battles, grand-fortresses, Legacy, legendary bosses, Lore, Medieval, mighty-kingdoms, minecraft server, Modded, Ocean, plundered-cities, Ruler, Skies, smp, thriving-kingdoms, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565

Enchanted Dream Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, autistic, dream, dumb, Enchanted, Insecurity, Isles, Loser, low self-esteem, mental health, negative emotions, negative self-talk, personal growth, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-realization, stupid, Ugly, Weed, weird

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Hey bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server! Why be sad and ugly in real life when you can be a cool, blocky character in our world? Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Come on, don’t be a loser in real life, be a winner in Minecraft!

PixelPapSmearz

Appointment, Diagnosis, discomfort, Doctor, emotional toll., Frustration, gynecology, Healthcare, Hospital, insurance issues, lack of communication, long wait times, Medical, mistreatment, negligence, Pain, PixelPapSmearz, traumatic experience, Treatment, Women’s Health, worst experience

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

Odd Feet Adventures

Adventures, feet, feet aesthetics, feet appreciation, feet beauty, feet fetishization, feet obsession, feet preferences, feet uniqueness, foot anatomy, foot appearance, foot attractiveness, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetishism, foot shape, foot structure, odd, odd looking feet, podiatry, toe fetish, unusual feet

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur grandma’s dentures fall out? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and cupcakes.

we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Time Warp Quest

Difference, Future, No Difference, No Difference Between Past and Future, past, Past and Future, Quantum, Quantum Search, Quantum Search for Time’s Source, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, Quest, search, source, Time, Time’s Source, Time’s Source Finds, Warp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Farms Harvested:	604	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Votes:	8298
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8760

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!