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GFHumiliationCraft

accident, aita, anger, Apology, childish, clarification, Communication, confusion, dorm, EMBARRASSMENT, GFHumiliationCraft, Girlfriend, guy friend, Jealousy, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, Nickname, relationship, resolution

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	96
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings can lead to hilarious situations just like in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in to find that your best friend has been mistaken for a girl by your jealous girlfriend, leading to a comical confrontation that leaves everyone laughing. Who knew a simple nickname could cause so much chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness for yourself. Join our server now and get ready for some unforgettable moments that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. See you in the game!

MineHappyLand

experiencing joy, feeling happy, finding happiness, happiest moments, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness in life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happiness within, happy feelings, happy thoughts, inner happiness, joy, MineHappyLand, moments of joy, positive emotions, sharing happiness, spreading happiness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5383	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?).

Our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. And if that’s not enough to make you happy, just wait until you see our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

So come on, join us and share your happiness with a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPrison Minecraft Server

amendments, blinken, Conflict, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, PixelPrison, political issues, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unworkable changes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition

$50 billion, assets, crisis response, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, economic stability, economic support, Edition, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, frozen, frozen Russian assets, G7 leaders, geopolitical crisis, global politics, international aid, International cooperation, international relations, political intervention, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2851	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7110	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!

SkyHighSockSensation

anatomy, Body, body awareness, body proportions, body size, feet, height, height difference, height variation, leg length, length, LIMBS, Perception, Physical, physicality, proprioception, Sensation, sensory experience, SkyHighSockSensation, Tall, tall people

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

PuppyPlaydateMC

adoption, Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal housing, animal psychology, animal research, animal socialization, animal studies, animal welfare, canine companions, Companionship, Dogs, pet adoption, PuppyPlaydateMC, shelter animals, shelter dogs, socialization, stress reduction, well-matched

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	212
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	62	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so like, this server is like having a well-matched companion for your Minecraft journey, bro. you won’t be stressed out cuz you’ll have all these cool peeps to play with. plus, you’ll adopt new skills faster than a dog chasing its tail. join this server and unleash your inner Minecraft beast, yo!

Constructia Freebuild: Where griefers cry and builders thrive! 1.20 update included!

backups, BUILD, Builders, Community, Constructia, Creative, cry, Discord, exploit, Focus, Freebuild, freedom, Griefers, Included, Ip:, Join, MARK, Minecraft, Protection, Rollback, Server, Superflat, Terrain, Thrive, update, Version

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Constructia Freebuild is a small, laid-back, freebuild creative server where anyone is free to join to build with others and make their mark. We have two worlds; one with normal vanilla terrain and one that’s superflat.
Protections	CoreProtect plugin for real-time rollbacks, anti-exploit plugins, world backups for exceptional circumstances.
Contact	Discord: https://discord.gg/8W3wkJSjat
IP	constructia.ddns.net (1.20.x)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to constructia.ddns.net with your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules on our Discord or in-game.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more, the merrier.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

Beach, Coast, Coastal, CraftyAnons, Escape, holiday, Minecraft, Ocean, Paradise, Peaceful, Relaxation, sand, Seaside, Serene, Server, shore, Summer, Sun, travel, Tropical, vacation, Water, Waves

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Mines Excavated:	4500
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	9413
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our server, where the sand is always perfectly pixelated and the waves are always just right for surfing… in Minecraft! Join us on our beach-themed server where you can build sandcastles that defy gravity, ride dolphins as your trusty steed, and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our beach is not your average beach – it’s filled with hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like enchanted seashells and golden coconuts. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether.

So why join our beachy Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a giant crab into battle against a kraken, build a sandcastle that shoots fireworks, and ride a rainbow unicorn across the sunset-lit horizon? Only on our server, of course! So grab your sunscreen, pack your virtual beach towel, and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. See you on the beach!

CraftyChances Minecraft Server

BETTING, Casino, chance, CraftyChances, Entertainment, gambling, Gaming, increasing chances of winning, jackpot, long tail tags: how to win at slots, LUCK, maximizing slot payouts, Minecraft, MONEY, Odds, Payout, Potential, Realistic, Risk, Server, Slot Machine Tips, Slots, strategy, substantial, WIN, winning big at slots, Winnings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly amount of emeralds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win REAL money by playing slots! That’s right, forget about trading with villagers or hunting for treasure, just spin those virtual reels and watch the cash roll in!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you win money, but you can also win exclusive in-game items like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Who needs boring old iron armor when you can have a pet creeper, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants one lucky player three wishes. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start spinning those slots for a chance to win big and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KidStopper Minecraft Server

KidStopper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the sucky lollipops and cheek-pinching aunts in your life! Join us and build your own virtual world where no one will treat you like a baby brother, unless you want them to (we don’t judge).

On our server, you can be a grown adult without anyone questioning your maturity. No more worries about being called a “growing boy” or having to eat gross lollipops just to please someone else. Let your creativity run wild and show off your building skills without anyone telling you how much you look like your older brother.

So come on over and join us for a fun and hilarious adventure in Minecraft, where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the babying behind. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama and guilt trips. Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together!