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The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

BDSM, chastity, control, denial, DOMINANCE, Domination, female denial, female domination, Female Rage, female supremacy, femdom, fetish, gooning, kink, max capacity, Minecraft, power play, RAGE, role reversal, smp, solution, Submission, Women empowerment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Farms Harvested:	322
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anime fans, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, defiance, Earth, FANTASY, heretics, japanese, Mecha, Minecraft, movement, nonconformity, Orb, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, resistance, revolution, Sci Fi, Server, societal norms, SUBS, underground movement

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ores Mined:	6027	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Crops Grown:	4967
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

Country, desuarchive, draw, Edition, general, Housewife’s Bull Edition, migrants, Minecraft, Previous thread, Proactive, question.., Refugees, Senran Kagura, senran related, Shinobi, shinobi school, sksg, Slutposting, smp, Thread, Trash, Welcoming, Write

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	2850
New Chunks Explored:	401833	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Account.., banner, description, Donations, GIF, Grief, Griefersky, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, PARWORLD, Pirate, Private, Russian, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

parworld.run.place

Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

blocky, DIRTY, long tail, Midwest, Midwest babe, Midwest girl, Midwest seductress, Midwest slut, Midwest temptress, Midwest vixen, Midwest woman, Minecraft, Missouri, Missouri slut, Naughty, promiscuity, promiscuous, Provocative, scandalous, seductive, Server, slut, taboo

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Animals Bred:	62	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2140	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
New Chunks Explored:	525737	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

Analysis, back and forth, Choices, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, down, fluctuation, hesitation, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, Minecraft, movement, pondering, pros and cons, Reflection, smp, uncertainty, up, weighing options

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	3158	Star Shards Collected:	187
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!