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PresidentialShockerLOLZ

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

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Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	750160
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1872
Star Shards Collected:	77	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Buildings Constructed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Votes:	1428
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).

Crafty Advice: Wish u Knew at 20

Adulthood, advice, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

At our Minecraft server, we provide the ultimate life advice that will blow your mind and make you wonder why you didn’t join sooner! Picture this: at age 20, you are transported to a magical land filled with wise old villagers who will shower you with life-changing wisdom while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of enlightenment anywhere else! Join now and level up your life while leveling up in-game. Because who needs real-world advice when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?

IsraelCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	275
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we are on a mission to conquer Israel in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly skilled players who have been training for this moment their whole lives. We have secret weapons, like diamond pickaxes that shoot fireballs and armor made of enchanted chicken feathers.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the desert, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our quest to conquer Israel in Minecraft and become a part of the most outrageous adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky pixels.

Alien Invasion: Phase LOL – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Extraterrestrial Shenanigans!

Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Ex-Tsunderia, Extraterrestrial, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, lol, Minecraft, pcgia Links, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitter, Phase Friends, Previous thread, Prism, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Server, Shenanigans, Small Corpos, tcgia, tcgia guide, Thread Template, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come together for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us for a chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the master of all things sparkly, or Fuura Yuri, who can summon a hundred flowers with a single sneeze. And don’t forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced prankster who will keep you on your toes!

If you’re looking for some out-of-this-world adventures, then Jelly Hoshiumi is your galactic guide. And Ember Amane will light up your world with her fiery personality!

But wait, there’s more! Remilia Nephys will enchant you with her magical powers, while Chisaka Airi will serenade you with her angelic voice. Amanogawa Shiina will take you on a journey to the stars, and Himemiya Rie will make you feel like royalty.

And let’s not forget about Erina Makina, the queen of all things mechanical, and Komachi Panko, the tiny warrior with a big heart. Join us on our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun! See you there!