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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 811 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3159 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.
if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.