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Blocky Boobies

blocky, body discomfort, body pain, boobies, breast examination., breast pain, breast soreness, breasts, chest, discomfort, discomfort relief, health issue, injury, medical condition, Medical Treatment, Pain, physical discomfort, self-care, Sensitive, soreness, Tender, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crops Grown:	1571
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7393	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mines Excavated:	2442	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchantments Applied:	154
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Votes:	5390
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, collide, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	7218	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	6001	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

alliances, Armistice, CASUALTIES, centenary, global conflict, global impact, Hilarity, historical events, historical significance, History, imperialism, meets, Military, nationalism, peace treaty, Propaganda, Remembrance, trench warfare, Veterans, War, War History, world, world war one

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!