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Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

DustBusters: Where Creeper Explosions and Drama Unravel in the Most Hilarious Ways!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious events that have been happening.

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players by blowing up their carefully crafted builds. But don’t worry, they’re just misunderstood and are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

If you’re feeling brave, you can join our quest to uncover the secrets of the server’s past and discover what really happened when the dust settled. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans you’ll get into along the way?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Betanigans: Where the LOLs are endless and the blocks are never boring!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Dimension Hops:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak of being rejected for being a beta fatass! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of finding love in the virtual world.

We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show off your skills to potential partners. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting rejected by NPCs because they already have a boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So come join us and turn your virtual love life into a comedy of errors. Who needs a normiegram boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft partner who will never leave you for someone else? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘Got Diamonds?’ #NoobsWelcome

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the elusive rainbow sheep, and build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs boring old stone anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And don’t forget about our monthly Llama Fashion Show, where players can show off their most stylish llama outfits and win fabulous prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem?

Pixelated Melting Pot

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a spicy enchilada of fun! We don’t conform to just one ethnicity, we’re a melting pot of craziness! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling ninja creepers, trading with pirate villagers, and building castles fit for a unicorn king! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

CraftyFartsy – Where Creepers Fart Rainbows and Villagers Dance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Towns Built:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite VIP club of viewers who appreciate the indie gems with 500 or more viewers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us and discuss indie vtubers who are killing it with their streams. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all. And hey, even if your favorite vtuber has just 499 viewers, we’ll still let you shill them here. We’re all about supporting the underdogs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for corpo vtubers who don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV. We’re all about inclusivity here, as long as you meet our outrageous requirements.

And if you’re into seeeeeexy Koikatsu cards or want to check out our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), we’ve got you covered. Plus, don’t miss out on our official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber fanart needs.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest community of indie vtuber enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two streaming their adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Armor Envy: Minecraft’s Most Fashionable Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4953
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of wearing drab, boring armor in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where our armor is so stylish, even the creepers will stop and admire you before blowing you up! Join us and become the fashion icon of the blocky world!

Our armor is not just for show, though. Legend has it that wearing our enchanted armor will give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do your bidding. Need to build a castle in record time? Just call upon the sheep and watch them work their fluffy magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our armor is also rumored to grant you the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Soaring through the skies, you’ll be able to see the world from a whole new perspective and rain down diamonds on unsuspecting players below.

So why settle for boring old armor when you can join our server and become a stylish, sheep-summoning, diamond-raining superhero? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in excitement!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!

HappyCraft: Where Everything Makes You Happy, Even If Nothing Does Anymore

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2550	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	292

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you in desperate need of some laughter and fun in your life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and craziness begin. Remember, on our server, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE…except for playing Minecraft with us!

Pussy Clitty Urethra Adventures: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	126	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!