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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9989 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉