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SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, BLOCK, Body language, Communication, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, forgetting names, friendship, goals, group dynamics, group of people, guy likes me, Hanging, hanging out, Minecraft, mixed signals, Party, peer pressure, relationships, smp, social circles, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, socializing, socially friends, squad

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Towns Built:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

BabyBlockRent

baby, BabyBlockRent, bills, childhood trauma, Commitment, Contribution, Divorce, family, fear, intact family, Marriage, maternity leave, MONEY, Mortgage, parents, POVERTY, relationship, support system, Therapy, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

ProjectilePals

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, headlines, international relations, iran, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, Projectile, ProjectilePals, RETALIATION, short-range, Tensions, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

WildTailsMC.net | Grand Opening!

Anthro, Chestshop, Community, Crates, Discord, dnd, Economy, Furries, Furry, Furryfandom, Furrymc, Furryminecraft, Gaming, grand opening, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, player-driven economy, playtime-based ranks, Ranks, safe space, Server, Survival, Voting, Wildtails, Wildtailsmc, WildTailsMC.net

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

WildTailsMC.net (Java Only)

A Furry LGBT+ Minecraft Server/Safe Space

Join the fun today!

Survival with a player driven economy!

Marriage, Playtime based ranks, Crates earned from voting!

wildtailsmc.net

Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.

Active, bedrock, Chatting, Community, Crates, Critez, cupcake, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friendly, java, kinda, Network, new, notsobland, Plugins, Ranks, Reset, Saturday night radio, Shops, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

CritezNetwork Server Overview

Type	Semi vanilla survival
Features	Ranks, crates, events
Community	Friendly and player-focused
Platforms	Bedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Address	critez.network
Discord	https://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.

PixelPunish Minecraft Server

caption her pic, funny meme, Internet meme, meme, meme caption, meme captioning, meme creator, Meme culture, meme editing, meme generator, meme her pic, meme humor, meme humorizing, meme lover, meme making, meme queen, meme trend, meme trendsetter, Minecraft, PixelPunish, Server, turn her pic into a meme, viral meme

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2594
Crops Grown:	8288	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diamond Generators

A1111, AI boorus, amd, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Diamond, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Fox Online edition, Generators, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, Train LORAs, trashcollects, trashfaq

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us on this wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a team of mischievous foxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fluffscaler, a magical tool that can resize anything in the Minecraft world to absurd proportions. Want to see a giant chicken terrorizing the villagers? Or how about a massive block of TNT exploding in spectacular fashion? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MoneyHungryMinecraft

anniversary celebration, anniversary dinner, anniversary surprise, Communication Issues, dinner aftermath, dinner etiquette, dinner preparation, disrespectful behavior., emotional response, family dynamics, financial comparison, financial status, homemade dinner, hurtful comment, job promotion, Job salary, MONEY, MoneyHungryMinecraft, movie marathon, relationship struggles, selfish behavior

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	51	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Zombie Dances:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in epic battles with you.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind – after all, where else can you eat an entire virtual anniversary dinner without anyone judging you? 😉

NoShoesNoProblemsMC

bare feet, Barefoot, barefoot multitasking, barefoot problem solving, barefoot productivity, barefoot solutions, barefooted, creativity, efficiency, hands-free, ingenuity, innovative approaches, multitasking, non-traditional methods, NoShoesNoProblemsMC, problem solving, productivity, Resourcefulness, thinking outside the box, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

lol come join our server where we all play minecraft with our bare feet!! we have this crazy rumor that if you mine diamonds with your toes, you’ll find a secret portal to a land of flying pigs and dancing llamas. plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete, like building a roller coaster out of TNT or creating a giant statue of a potato. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. it’s a wild ride, so come on over and join the barefoot brigade!

TFMC: Where you can pretend to be someone else and also wait in line to get in. Version 1.20.2!

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Custom Mobs, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Engineer, Fisher, FORESTER, line, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Mysticism, PRETEND, Roleplay, Smith, Strategic, TFMC, Thrilling, Vanilla, Version, WAIT, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8387
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	470772
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Potions Brewed:	137	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Join us:	discord.gg/tfmc
Season 3 trailer:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

🌟 Discover the TFMC Realm! 🌟

TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

Join our discord.gg/tfmc global community, where adventure knows no bounds. Forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as you collectively shape the realm’s destiny. Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the TFMC server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions on our server.
What types of roles can I choose from in TFMC?	You can choose to be a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.
Are there custom dungeons in the TFMC server?	Yes, we have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.
How many magic spells can I harness in TFMC?	You can harness over 60 magic spells in the TFMC server.
Is there a player-based economy in TFMC?	Yes, TFMC has a player-based economy for trading and commerce.