Tech Holocaust MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

pager replacement, smp, modern technology, alternatives to phones, wireless communication

Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

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PrankCallCraft: Make Steve do the Chicken Dance!

influence, Magic, control, DO WHATEVER, FANTASY

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the power to make anyone in the world your personal puppet! Need your boss to do the chicken dance during a Zoom meeting? Just give them a call on our server and watch the hilarity unfold. Want to see your favorite celebrity reenact scenes from your favorite movie? Just dial them up and make it happen!

Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip as you control the actions of anyone you choose. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on in and start pulling the strings on the world around you!

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KharkivCraft: Russian Ruckus

gathering forces, KharkivCraft, Tensions, Ruckus, Kharkiv Oblast

LOL YO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS INSTEAD OF GUNS AND BOMBS. JOIN US AND HELP US FIGHT OFF THE EVIL RUSSIAN FORCES IN KHARKIV OBLAST. WE NEED ALL THE BLOCKY SOLDIERS WE CAN GET TO PROTECT OUR LAND FROM THE INVADERS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. COME JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

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CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

Cranberry juice, health benefits, infection risk, Prevention, UTIs

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting them nasty UTIs all the time? Well, have no fear, cuz we got the solution for ya! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and drink cranberry juice while you play to reduce your chances of getting a UTI by 54%!

We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!

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IsraelDBZMeetupMCServer

Event, Country, Gathering, Israel, coming up

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry in your country? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored lava.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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KawaiiClothesCraft Minecraft Server

self-identity, self-image, self-confidence, societal expectations, self-acceptance

Are you tired of feeling emasculated because you sell kawaii clothes for a living? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate fashionista warrior! Show off your stylish armor and slay dragons in the trendiest outfits. Who says you can’t be fabulous and fierce at the same time? Join now and unleash your inner fashionista warrior!

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BabyFeed Minecraft Server

maternity leave, Minecraft, Expenses, tough love, Boyfriend

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the thrill of family feuds and financial woes in a virtual world!

Witness the epic saga of a young makeup artist who decided to have a baby without a stable income. Will her boyfriend’s 50k a year salary be enough to support them? Or will you have to pitch in to help buy formula and baby clothes for her virtual niece?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about financial responsibility and family dynamics. Will you be the hero who lends a helping hand, or the villain who stands their ground and says enough is enough?

Join our server now and dive into the chaotic world of virtual family drama! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have this level of excitement?

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WeddingCraftMomBoss

Communication Issues, family conflict, family dysfunction, parenting struggles, toxic relationship

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where you can act as the parent of the groom, even if you’re not related! Our server is filled with drama, just like a soap opera.

Become the head of the household at the ripe old age of 10, just like our server owner did! Deal with a cold and distant mother figure who wishes you were never born – it’s just like playing on hard mode in Minecraft.

Experience the thrill of trying to win custody of your siblings, only to be denied because your mom’s household is financially stable. It’s like a custody battle mini-game within the game!

And if that’s not enough, we have grocery store encounters with estranged family members and petty arguments that will make you feel right at home. Join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

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Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend Minecraft Server

Memories, Minecraft, ex, young love, Server

Are you tired of being heartbroken in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find love in the pixelated world! Our server is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to build a relationship with you. Who needs Tinder when you can mine for diamonds together? Plus, if things don’t work out, you can just block them (literally) and move on to the next player. Join now and say goodbye to real-life heartbreak!

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TreasureQuest

treasure seekers, legendary-treasures, hidden treasures, treasure hunters, lost treasures

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only treasure you find is some measly diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! We’re talking about secret dungeons filled with enchanted golden carrots, diamond-encrusted armor, and even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils!

But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly! Imagine the possibilities of exploring a world where the laws of Minecraft are completely twisted!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be embarking on epic quests, battling mythical creatures, and uncovering ancient artifacts on our server? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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