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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9112 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.