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Magnet Gym: No Weights Needed

dynamically adjustable resistance, electromagnet, electromagnetism, fitness innovation, gym, gym equipment, gym innovation, gym technology, innovative fitness, Lenz’s Law, magnet, magnetic field, magnetic resistance, magnetic resistance training, metal plate, Needed, resistance control, resistance training, weight training, weightless workout, weightlifting alternative, WEIGHTS, workout equipment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Votes:	5934	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

come join dis minecraft server where we got gym equipment dat defies physics! instead of lifting weights, u just stand on a metal plate and an electromagnet creates resistance for u. it’s like ur working out in outer space or somethin’. lenz’s law be blowin’ ur mind while u get swole, bro. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda crazy sh*t anywhere else, so hop on and get ready to pump some iron without any actual iron.

Crafted Dreamers 1.21.2

1.21.2, Attention, Boundaries, Communication, crafted, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, dating apps, Dreamers, emotional connection, fear of recognition, Intimacy, long-term relationships, marriage counseling, open relationships, overcoming fears, personal growth, relationships, self-confidence, sexual exploration, shy introvert, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9251	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

>LOL join this Minecraft server bro, we got virtual cuckolding for days>Your shy introvert wife can finally get the attention she deserves in our pixelated world>No need for dating apps, just log on and watch as another man’s blocky cock finds its way to her heart (and other places)>It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a therapist’s couch

BlockyBedroomBlunders

awkward hookups, awkward moments, bizarre encounters, BlockyBedroomBlunders, embarrassing moments, funny sex stories, funny stories, kinky encounters, odd experiences, outlandish situations, peculiar encounters, peculiar fetishes, quirky moments, strange behavior, strange experiences, unexpected situations, unusual escapades, unusual fetishes, unusual intimacy, weird sex

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magic Items Found:	2577	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, albanese, carbon emissions, climate action, climate action commitment, climate agreement, climate change, climate crisis, climate leadership, climate policy, EcoCraft, environmental activism, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, global warming, government policy, international relations, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, political response, renewable energy, Server, trump

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!

CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

Afghan refugees., Afghans, Asylum, Ban, CraftyBlockz, Crisis, discrimination, endangered, foreign policy, Fun, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration ban, International, MIDDLE EAST, policy, refugee ban, Refugees, stranded, trump, Trump administration, US withdrawal

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7555	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

BlockyPhD to Prof

abroad, Academia, ACADEMIC, BlockyPhD, career, doctorate, faculty position, findings, highly cited paper, Migration, PhD, postdoc, postdoctoral researchers, Prof, publication, research, research topic, researchers, retention, study, success

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8151	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!

Melio

Adults, application form, Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, Java 1.21.4, Melio, No-Claims, safe space, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanillatweaks, Website, Western US, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land-claiming or chest locks, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat
Location	Western US

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Q: What is the application process like?

A: Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio?

A: Players of all playstyles and backgrounds are welcome, aiming to be an inclusive safe space.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: We enforce strict rules, especially regarding theft. We also avoid certain features like warps, McMMO, and money plugins.

Virtual Mindscape 1.20.6

1.20.6, autistic, Communication, content creators, digital avatars, digital identity, Diversity, entertainment industry, internet culture, mental health, MindSCAPE, neurodiversity, online gaming, online personalities, representation, Self-expression, Social Interaction, Social Skills, Streaming Community, virtual, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	2531	Towns Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the players are actually vtubers? It’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man. And get this – they’re all super talented and hilarious, but in a totally autistic way. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but you can’t look away because it’s just too damn entertaining.

Join this server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a bunch of vtubers trying to survive in a blocky world. It’s like a mix of comedy gold and absolute madness, with a sprinkle of questionable life choices. And hey, who doesn’t love a good dose of cringe every now and then?

So come on, jump into this virtual rabbit hole and witness the wonders of vtuber autism in all its glory. Just be prepared to question your own sanity along the way. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

SelfieCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Affection, baking, Boundaries, Cheesecake, Communication, confusion, Crush, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, Friends, Friends With Benefits, hooking up, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mixed signals, PRESSURE, rejection, relationship, selfie, SelfieCraft, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience all the ups and downs of a rollercoaster relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of thinking you’re about to kiss your crush, only to have them shut you down with a “noooooo” at the last second – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Once you’ve navigated the awkwardness of misreading signals, you can look forward to baking the most epic Nutella cheesecake to win a bet for a make-out session. Just be prepared for some mixed signals along the way, like being told your selfies are not welcome after weeks of hooking up – talk about a plot twist!

So, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance, join our server now and see if you can figure out if you’re the asshole in this crazy love story!

PrisonCraftFraudSquad

ACCUSATION, brother, Business, Comenity bank, credit card, debt collectors, digital print, foster home, fraud, fraud department, Insecurity, integration, Jealousy, Manipulation, Plus-sized, Prison, PrisonCraftFraudSquad, relationship, social media, torrid, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue, just like this crazy credit card saga!

Imagine a world where your brother’s sketchy plus-sized wife is trying to frame you for credit card fraud in Minecraft! Will you be able to uncover the truth and clear your name, or will you be forever branded as a criminal in the virtual world?

With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!