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Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Star Shards Collected:	183
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mines Excavated:	1222	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	910400	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2376	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	89
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	182
Dimension Hops:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3005
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

arduous responsibilities, challenging position, challenging work, demanding career, demanding role, difficult profession, difficult tasks, exhausting job, exhausting role, grueling job, hardest job, HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP, intense work, laborious tasks, overwhelming job, strenuous job, strenuous work, taxing role, tough occupation, tough responsibilities

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ores Mined:	693
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

awkward anecdote, awkward confession, awkward encounter, awkward experience, awkward incident, awkward memories, awkward memory, awkward mishap, awkward moment, awkward moment story., awkward situation, awkward story, awkward surprise, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, intimate moment, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	1108	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!