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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

attraction, bold, charming, Communication, compliments, CONFIDENT, CraftyCreeper, desire, FANTASY, flirt, hot, Intimacy, Minecraft, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive talk, Server, Sexy, teasing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3391	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Farms Harvested:	866
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mythical unicorn horse that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. This server is so lit, even a guy would say it’s hot as fuck.

NippleCraft Minecraft Server

arousal, Caress, desire, Erotic, flirtation, fondle, foreplay, INTIMATE, long tail tag, Minecraft, Naughty, NippleCraft, Nipples, Play, play with me, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, Server, stimulation, teasing, temptation, touch me

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players are encouraged to play with each other’s nipples…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and of course, plenty of nipple play. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and let’s get this party started!

MilfCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, desire, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, lustful, Mature, Milf, MilfCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, sexual pleasure, teasing, tits, voyeurism

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	19712	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “WTF” in the best way possible? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

again.., amusement, banter, cc, Community, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, International, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Minecraft, mocking, online laughter, sarcasm, Server, teasing, trolling, US

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of getting trolled by CC on /int/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from CC’s pranks. Rumor has it that if you defeat CC in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show CC who’s boss!

PonyCraft Minecraft Server

affectionate, Animal Behavior, face licking, facial expressions, funny, funny quotes, Grooming, horse faced, humor, humorous dialogue, insult, Kid, Minecraft, nibbling, playful, playful banter, playful insults, pony soldier, ponycraft, Server, teasing, teasing banter, unique insults

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1273	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Votes:	7306	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are the real MVPs! Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real fun here is getting your face licked and nibbled on by our friendly horse-faced pony soldiers.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride into battle on the back of a horse with a face only a mother could love. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So saddle up and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a horse-faced pony soldier as your trusty steed? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMiz Minecraft Server

ah miz, banter, cold, comparison, Conversation, CraftyMiz, dessert, flavor, funny, humor, ice cream, joking, light-hearted, Minecraft, miz, playful, Quote, Server, Statement, SWEET, teasing, Vanilla, vanilla ice cream

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and crazy as a scoop of rainbow sherbet on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of giant llamas, and have dance parties with creepers. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ice Cream Palace where the ice cream flows like lava! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make even Notch himself say, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!”

Tony’s Toy Torture Time Minecraft Server

annoyance, Behavior, Disrespect, Entertainment, Frustration, funny, humor, internet humor, Minecraft, Mischief, mocking, ONLINE, playful, Playtime, Server, social media, teasing, Time, Tony’s toys, Tonys, torture, Toy, Toys, twitter, viral

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of your toys disrespecting you like Tony’s do? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your toys will finally show you the respect you deserve! Our server is filled with mischievous mobs who will never dare to mock you like Tony’s toys do. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground toy rebellion led by a giant teddy bear who is tired of being treated like a plaything. Join now and show those toys who’s boss!

Nagatoro’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#nagatoro, adaptation, Adventures, Anime, blocky, bullying, Character development, comedy, CREEPERS, fear, friendship, Hayase, high school, high school romance, Manga, Manga adaptation, Nagatoros, popular boy, relationship, romance, school life, shy girl, slice of life, teasing, teasing dynamic, TOUGH, Tread

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	5721
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Hayase in every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear not, because on our server, Hayase is just a mere mortal like the rest of us! Join us and show Hayase who’s boss by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors and dominate the battlefield with their clucks of doom!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying cows and rainbows are made of bacon? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Hayase’s reign of terror and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres

ass, behind, BOOTY, BootyCraft, Bottom, CHEEKY, Derrieres, desire, Digging, flirtatious, funny, humor, innuendo, japanese, playful, Provocative, question.., Slang, Suggestive, teasing, temptation, want some, お尻

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

RimanWorld Minecraft server

administration, Anarchic, Clans, Community, Creative, donation, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Donations, Fun, Game, Minecraft, Modes, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, responsive, RimanWorld, Russian, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

RimanWorld is a new Minecraft server with various modes, among which there is one of the best anarchic servers. Our project has a free donation, various quests, events and much more. The administration is adequate, responsive. Enjoy the game!

mc.rimanworld.ru

HonkaiCraft – StarRailMC Server

A Collection of Desires, Character Banners, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, Firefly0619, FireflySGift, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Livestream codes, Może, myriad celestia, Redeemable Codes, SEABLAZE, Server, star rail, STARRAILGIFT, StarRailMC, Stoneheart’s Oath Ring, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4, WAKE4HCV745T

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8282	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret code that unlocks a hidden dimension filled with diamonds and unicorns. Just kidding, it actually just gives you some cool in-game rewards, but still pretty awesome!

2. Our version 2.4 update is so lit, it’s like having a party in the Nether with a bunch of creepers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this.

3. We have a special program called “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you can battle it out with other players while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, flying pigs. It’s a thing.

4. Our trailers are so epic, they make Hollywood movies look like amateur hour. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your block seat the whole time.

5. We have character banners featuring Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta. Who wouldn’t want to team up with these badass characters?

6. And let’s not forget about our new drip marketing featuring Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze. These guys are so cool, they make Steve look like a noob.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

200k-1m, budgeting, crypto portfolios, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, economic uncertainty, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, financial stress, holding up, Investments, job loss, Job Search, long term investments, market volatility, Minecraft, neets, passive income, savings, Server, unemployed, unemployment benefits

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	210843	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of staring at your crypto portfolio all day? Do you wish you could escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you can trade your virtual diamonds for virtual emeralds and live out your wildest blocky fantasies.

Our server is filled with unemployed neets just like you, all with crypto portfolios ranging from 200k to 1 million. Why waste your time day trading when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your fellow crypto-rich comrades?

So come on, join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a job when you have a virtual empire to build?

TimeTravelCraft

ancient civilizations, ancient greece, Beliefs, culture, History, intellectual, knowledge, Labels, mental illness, Perception, perspective, philosophy, societal norms, society, stigma, time period, time travel, time traveler, TimeTravelCraft, Understanding, Worship

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	81	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

come join our server and travel back in time to ancient greece where you can be worshipped as a modern-day intellectual instead of being labeled as mentally ill! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! plus, our staff is made up of actual ancient greeks who will guide you on your journey to greatness. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ruler of the ancient world!

Project: Lambda RP (Using CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT)

CITY-17, Community, Discord, Gaming, Grand Project, Guns, half-life 2, halflife2, java, KrEsHDiE, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Project Lambda RP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, scenario, Server, Themed, virtual

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	9927
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome. Welcome to City 17.

It’s safer here.

A HALF LIFE 2 inspired rp server using the CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT MAP BY KrEsHDiE (https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/city17-grand-project-half-life-2-map

Dive into a what if scenario maker in this server!

We have:

– Lore

– A discord server

– Guns

– And much more to come!

eu6-free.falixserver.net:41581

Mining and Escaping Reality: The Not-So-Basic Server – Now with Extra Sheep

Adventure, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Daily Rewards, Escaping, EXTRA, Friends, Interactive, Leaderboards, Map, Mining, mmorpg, NotSoBasic, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Reality, Rewards, Server, Sheep, Skills, Smithing, titles, woodcutting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	128
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

MineScape Server Overview:

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is MineScape?

A: MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at recreating the classic game Old School RuneScape.

Q: How can I join MineScape?

A: Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get started on your journey.

Q: What features does MineScape offer?

A: MineScape offers interactive custom NPC’s and mobs, custom quests, 22 custom skills, a beautiful hand-crafted map, clue scrolls, daily rewards, pets, cosmetics, titles, and active leaderboards.

DildoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, control, controversial, dark humor, DildoCraft, Domination, humor, Minecraft, Oppression, power, Ran, Ridiculous, satire, Seething, Server, social commentary, society, strange, surreal, taboo, walking dildos, world

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

CobraCraft Minecraft Server

action, Cheesy, Cobra Kai, CobraCraft, comedy, corny, Daniel LaRusso, Drama, Drunk, friday night, Johnny Lawrence, kids show, Kreese, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Netflix, Nostalgia, Redemption, Rivalry, season 6, Sensei, Server, tv show

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	185	Votes:	9083
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of Cobra Kai season 6 being a total snoozefest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more action, drama, and plot twists than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Forget about boring old karate tournaments, on our server you’ll be battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building epic fortresses that would make even Miyagi proud. And don’t worry, Kreese is still the baddest villain around – but this time, he’s a creeper in disguise!

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UghCraft – Humans Suck

abhorrent actions, annoying habits, appalling behavior, cringe-worthy moments, deplorable actions, despicable conduct, detestable behavior, disappointing actions, disgraceful behavior, disgusting behavior, embarrassing incidents, frustrating encounters, Human nature, humans, irritating situations, negative experiences, regrettable actions, repulsive behavior, revolting behavior, shameful behavior, Suck, UghCraft, unpleasant interactions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

NukeCraftIranWeeks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

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