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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8212 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2098 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
Crops Grown: | 5407 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 337 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)