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CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	835	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2625
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
New Chunks Explored:	776167	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4948	Potions Brewed:	172
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Confidence, ConfidentCraft, empowerment, inner strength, personal growth, positivity, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	193	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, Character building, CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, Experience, growth, hard knocks, learning, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, self improvement, tough lessons, trial and error, trial by fire, wisdom

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

combat operations, communication devices, cyber espionage, digital warfare, electronic devices, forces, geopolitical tensions, Information Security, military intelligence, Military operations, military regulations, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, national security, prohibited devices, Redstone, revolution, Russian government, Server, smartphone usage, smartphones ban, technology restriction, Ukraine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	901	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Enchantments Applied:	237
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!

KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

Agreement, Approval, Conflict, consensus, Danish, denmark, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, governmental parties, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military Action, nato, normal, offensive, Politics, russia, Scandinavian countries, Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!