New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

    Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 8200
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

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  • Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

    Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 6031
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3033
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Void Gems Collected: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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  • Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

    Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 5095
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dimension Hops: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Votes: 8762
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and undergo some virtual cosmetic surgery to become the most fabulous blocky character in the game! We offer a wide range of cosmetic enhancements, from pixel-perfect facelifts to diamond-encrusted accessories. Who needs a boring old blocky face when you can have a glamorous pixelated pout? Join us and become the envy of all your blocky friends!

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  • Fauna’s Rattling Peddlers – Minecraft SMP

    Fauna’s Rattling Peddlers – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5675
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rat peddlers have spent days preparing for Fauna’s graduation ceremony! You won’t want to miss this epic event, complete with fireworks, dancing villagers, and a surprise appearance by a llama in a cap and gown.

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the drama YouTubers can’t keep up! From scandalous rumors about Hololive to South Korea declaring martial law, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

    And if you think all the chaos is just luck, think again – we’ve got divine intervention on our side. So come join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8158
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

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    Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft server, where we discuss all things video game creepypastas! Join us for a chance to uncover the darkest secrets of your favorite games and maybe even summon a few cursed entities along the way.

    Room #492 is dedicated to the Sonic Fear Edition, where we dive deep into the terrifying world of Sonic.exe and other spine-chilling tales. Watch as our resident old man reads through these creepy stories, and don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-approved creepypasta list for some extra scares.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special Mario World I HATE YOU section for those who enjoy a good jump scare, as well as a Sonic 2 Genocide City area for the bravest of players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, explore our homemade/found pastas for a truly unique horror experience.

    Join us on our CyTube channel for some fear-inducing videos and web series, or browse through our archives for even more spooky content. And remember, on this server, the only thing scarier than the creepypastas themselves is missing out on all the fun! So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience you’ll never forget.

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  • Stop The Game Minecraft SMP

    Stop The Game Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9066
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game must be stopped… because it’s just too addictive!

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to villagers trading diamonds for dirt, you never know what you’ll come across next.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and obsidian?

    Join us, and together we can conquer the chaos that is this game… or at least have a lot of laughs trying!

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  • 🏮CHERRYMINE🏮 Minecraft server

    🏮CHERRYMINE🏮 Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 5651
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

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    The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    cherrymine.nether-zone.com

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  • Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3884
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world drama and just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and forget all about the exhausting idea of marriage and having kids. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs a partner or offspring when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat?

    Forget about bad genes and lack of socialization, because on our server, everyone is equal and ready to have a good time. No need to worry about being a terrible parent, just focus on being the best miner and builder you can be.

    So why wait? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find your next block of diamond!

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  • Bros, I Don’t Feel So Good Minecraft SMP

    Bros, I Don’t Feel So Good Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 4256
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Dimension Hops: 15 Chimeras Created: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Votes: 3535 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the president is actually a llama in a suit! That’s right, our leader is a llama who loves to dance and throw parties in the White House (which is actually just a giant llama barn). But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the llamas are planning a secret mission to take over the server and turn all the players into llamas too! Will you join forces with the llama president or try to stop the llama uprising? Find out on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen, even llama presidents getting seriously ill (but don’t worry, they have a llama doctor on call)! Join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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