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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5493 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 156 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).
But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!