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CraftyTrolls R Us

1. Turkey, adventure 2. Turkish, Ancient Ruins, CraftyTrolls, culture, Exploration, Günoo, Hiking, historical sites, Mediterranean, outdoor activities, sightseeing 3. Anatolia, tourism, travel, travel blog 4. Turkish Riviera, travel inspiration, Travel Photography, Turkish cuisine, vacation 5. Turkish coast

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

adult content, adult games, alternative games, arousal, BLOCK, Entertainment, explicit content, feeling, frisky, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, h games, horny, mature content, mature games, Minecraft, NSFW, Online Games, regular games, Roll, Server, steam games, taboo games, video games, Youre

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6578	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

Cavemans, Crafty, crazy, emotional well being, gender equality, Gender Roles, identity crisis, manhood, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, mental health, modern society, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, societal standards, Societys, Struggles, Surviving, toxic masculinity, traditional values, world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

4koma, baggage, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, lol, madness, Manga, Minecraft, News, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

#lightsout, #nightowl, #nightynight, #pillowtalk, #sleepyhead, #sweetdreams, Bed.., BEDROOM, bedtime, Crafty, CREEPERS, dreaming, Dreamland, Goodnight, NAP, Nighttime, OFFLINE, REST, resting, Sleep, sleeptime, tired, zzz., Zzzs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mines Excavated:	2953
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Blocky Broads & Bros

acceptance, blocky, Boys, breaking barriers, Broads, bros, Diversity, empowerment, equality, gender, Gender Fluidity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Girls, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, LGBTQ, nonconformity, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	134
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

Adventure, ArgenCraft, argentina, Buenos Aires, cost of living, CREEPERS, culture, diamonds, Economy, expat life, Food, immigration, Job Opportunities, Lifestyle, living abroad, peso, Politics, Relocation, Safety, south america, spanish language, tango, travel, valuable, wine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, LIVESTREAMING, Llamas, millie, nina, Online Community, Previous thread, Reimu, social media, twitch, twitter, video sharing, YeetCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

blocky, controversial, discrimination, Diversity, enjoyment, Faggots, FUNLAND, Gaming, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Leftist, niggers, offensive, Politics, PoliticsFree, prejudice, racism, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Strong Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!