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Chick Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – HOT CHICK HEAVEN! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is filled with hot chicks who will be building and battling right alongside you. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, here you’ll be teaming up with the likes of Chickzilla and Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.

And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!

Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP

babe, DROPPED, funny, funny meme, humor, humor meme, internet culture, Internet meme, meme, Minecraft, new, new meme, smp, social media, soyjack, soyjack meme, trending, viral, wake, Wake Up, wake up babe, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and soyjacks dropping left and right!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.

Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.

What is the IP for SmallishBeans Minecraft Server?

#gamer, build game, building game, Gaming, HCS10, hermitcraft, hermitcrafts10, joel, mine craft, Minecraft, minecraft multiplayer, minecraft speed builders, mini game, Minigame, s10, Season 10, Server, Small Beans, smallbeans, Smallerbeans, smallish beans, Smallishbeans, Smallishbeans video, smp, smphermitcaft, speed builders, Video

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.

Secede Texas Minecraft Server

American politics, current events, Democracy, election, Future, Government, kamala harris, Kamala wins, Minecraft, political division, Politics, potential outcomes, Presidential election, secede, secession, Server, speculation, texas, Texas politics, Texas secession, united states, Voting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6212
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kamala “wins” and Texas decides to secede…but not in the way you think! Watch as giant blocks of queso start popping up everywhere, and players have to navigate through a maze of cowboy hats to find the treasure at the end. Don’t miss out on the wild ride of a lifetime – join our server now and see what crazy adventures await you!

Koreans are the Buryats of Canada Minecraft SMP

assimilation, Buryats, Canada, Canadian society, cross-cultural connections, cultural exchange, cultural similarities, Cultural traditions, Diversity, East Asian diaspora, Ethnic groups, ethnic heritage, Ethnic Minorities, Identity, immigration, indigenous peoples, integration, Korean Canadians, koreans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	257
New Chunks Explored:	642254	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	3290	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through the wackiest corners of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Dragon & Tortoise, Events, general, guides, Hards, HOD, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Serenade Promenade, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Urban, Welfare

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crops Grown:	7168
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	8730
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most fun place to be! Join us for insane adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

V&U + Korean VTubers General – Minecraft SMP

#english speaking, Afreeca VTuber, Crown US, Fan websites, FANFICS, FlaVR, general, Gens 1-3, idol corp, Korean, Korean Vtubers, KR, Minecraft, phase connect, PixelLink, prima, Production Kawaii, Small Corpos, smp, Solstice, Song Cover Playlist, south korea, Symphoria, Tsunderia Extended, Twitch Korean VTuber, V&U, V&U Official Twitter, V&U Official Youtube, V&U Schedules, V&U Website, V4Mirai, VAllure, virtual universe., vnug, VReverie Extended, VTuber and You, Vtubers, We Are Traveling, wild things

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6274	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Korean VTubers, virtual shenanigans, and Universe-sized adventures.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

StoryMine Survival without GOD and FLY Minecraft server

BUILD, classic, comfortable, Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, Jobs, Low donations, Minecraft, no fly, No GOD, No Wipes, pleasant, Plugins, Russian, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	837
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Lane, Memories, memories from past life, memories from previous life, Memory, Minecraft, Past Life, past life experiences, past life memories, past life memories adults, past life memories children, past life memories dreams, past life memories evidence, past life memories meditation, past life memories proof, past life memories research, past life memories signs, past life memories stories, past life memories therapy, past life regression, previous life, Reincarnation, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and unlock memories from your past lives! Dive into a world where you can build, mine, and battle your way to uncovering the secrets of your previous existence. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more memories you unlock. Who knows, you might have been a legendary warrior or a master builder in a past life! Join now and start your journey to rediscovering your lost memories…and maybe even unlock some hidden superpowers along the way!

Gender Options Minecraft SMP

character creation, Character customization, Choices, Decision making, Demo, Diversity, DROPPED, equality, gameplay, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Options, INCLUSIVE, Inclusive Gaming, Minecraft, non-binary, Options, player choice, progressive, representation, smp, Social Issues, video game, Woke

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crops Grown:	8867	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Potions Brewed:	55	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer two gender options? Look no further, because on our server, we offer THREE gender options! That’s right, we’re so woke that even our character creation screen is inclusive.

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.