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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2190 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 873 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
