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BlockyBawdyCraft

adult content, adult material, BlockyBawdyCraft, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit material, graphic, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Indecent, lewd, Mature, not safe for work, NSFW, obscene, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!

7-eleven, Acquisition, board of directors, business decision, company evaluation, company stock, corporate governance, corporate news, CraftyCreeper707, financial analysis, investment opportunity, Market reaction, market value., offer, parent company, REJECTED, rejection, shareholder response, stakeholder communication, strategic planning, takeover proposal, undervaluation, Valuation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	184337
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchantments Applied:	152	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.

join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.

What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

F22, Geopolitics, habitual, humor, Linecrosser, Minecraft, Server, Tinder, US government

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Habitual Linecrosser is a multi-talented artist known for pushing the boundaries of creativity. With a unique blend of music, visual art, and storytelling, they consistently challenge traditional norms and inspire audiences to think outside the box. Their work is characterized by bold experimentation and a fearless approach to breaking barriers. Through their art, Habitual Linecrosser aims to provoke thought, spark conversation, and evoke emotion in all who experience their creations.

Astra

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5171
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Don’t just reach for the stars, conquer them!

The Astraverse is Filipino Minecraft community that supports cracked MC and premium MC. In Astra, you can find the most welcoming and friendly community there is! With our Quests, you are to take on challenges, exploring unfamiliar territories, and searching for valuable artifacts or knowledge. Our custom generated world will cater to those who thrive in building from their imagination in the largest, unique biomes you can find!

We offer PyroFarming, PyroFishing, and PyroMining (yes! the Pyro Trinity) along with soon-to-be-added Custom Crops and Instance Dungeons! Claim the treasures blessed by the stars and gods of mythologies around the world with the bountiful crates and daily (even weekly + monthly) rewards! Complete your quests and receive Mystery Boxes where you can find unique Custom Enchantments and Custom Items that are drawn to you!

Ready to conquer the cosmos? Join now!

IP: play.astraverse.space Port: 25564 Store: store.astraverse.space

play.astraverse.space:25564

Hardcore Legends

Clan, Difficulty, diseases, End.., Explore, Hardcore Legends, I AM DEATH, icarus, Incendium, Lava Hurts, Minecraft, Nether, Nullscape, PvE, QoL Difficulty, realistic survival, Semi-Hardcore, Survival, Terralith, Unique

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Hardcore Legends A new take on Hardcore Survival! With Semi-hardcore you only have a few lives so be careful! With Terralith you have a fully new worldspace to explore! With Incendium the Nether is Hardmode +! With Nullscape The End is even more explorable! We have tried to craft a unique survival experience here at Legends and hope that you will join the server and give it a try! We have aimed for a I AM DEATH motto in our approach to the server! With diseases, Realistic Survival, Lava Hurts, Icarus, and many more QoL Difficulty implementations we aim to provide a harder experience for those who are bored of “vanilla” Minecraft! Can you survive? Alone? With a Clan? Find out and join Hardcore Legends!

HardcoreLegends.serverminer.com:26151

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, animated characters, animated series, Anime, ash ketchum, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan favorite, FANTASY, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, long tail tags, Minecraft, new episode, Nostalgia, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokemon series, Pokemon trainers, Server, tv show

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	7863
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Guess who’s back, back again? Our Minecraft server is back and better than ever! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, this server is so lit even Herobrine wants in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Dark Skin vs Pale Skin Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, complexion, Confidence, cultural perceptions, Dark, Dark Skin, Diversity, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, Pale, pale skin, pasty skin, personal preference, physical appearance, Preference, self esteem, skin, skin color, skin tone, smp, societal norms, tanned skin

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1005
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	4805

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where you can debate the important question of whether tanned or pasty skin is better for a man’s “cunt” (we assume they mean country, right?). Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous debates, insane stories, and endless laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument about the best way to build a giant chicken statue. So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

FishyFoolery

aita, Boundaries, Fish, FishyFoolery, Friends, funny, humor, living beings, names, opinion, personal choice, pet care, pet funerals, pet love, pet names, pet ownership, Pets, Respect, Ridiculous, trivial

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old fish with basic names like Nemo or Goldie? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we have a whole aquarium full of fish with long and ridiculous names like Bartholomew Davidson The 3rd and Cornelius Bohelius Junior The 2nd!

Our server is the perfect place for fish enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to give their aquatic friends some truly unique monikers. Plus, we host epic fish funerals complete with eulogies for each beloved fish, so you can say goodbye to Bartholomew Davidson the 3rd in style.

Join us now and show off your creativity with our wacky fish naming contests. Who knows, you might just become the proud owner of a fish named Sir Reginald McFinsworth the Magnificent! Don’t be like Jenny, embrace the absurdity and dive into our fish-filled world today!

Gender Surgery Fun Land

Fun, gender, gender affirmation, gender affirming care, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Gender Incongruence, gender transition, gender-affirming interventions, gender-affirming treatments, Genital Gender-Affirming Surgery, Land, LGBTQ+ healthcare, mental health, psychiatric comorbidities, psychological well-being, surgery, transgender community, transgender health, transgender individuals, transgender mental health, transgender research, transgender rights, transgender surgery

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Star Shards Collected:	258	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE STUDYING IT! THEY FOUND OUT THAT PLAYING ON THIS SERVER CAN ACTUALLY MAKE U HAPPIER AND LESS CRAZY!

SO IF U WANNA GET RID OF ALL UR PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS, JUST HOP ONTO THIS SERVER AND START BUILDING SOME CRAZY SH*T! WHO KNEW THAT BLOCKS COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL UR MENTAL ISSUES?

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF MINECRAFT HEALING! NO MORE THERAPY, JUST CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS, BABY!

What is the IP for COLETHEMAN Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchantments Applied:	297
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	1