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PixelPerfect

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Dimension Hops:	5

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ores Mined:	5242	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	917
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

lovecraft, point, rescue, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Towns Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

Accomplishments.., Achievements, biggest flex, Boasting, Bragging rights, flex, FlexCraft, humble brag, personal achievements, proud moments, self admiration, self love, self satisfaction, self-accomplishments, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-congratulation, self-glorification, self-praise, self-promotion, showing off, success stories, whats

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MinecraftPox: Global Emergency

Crisis, Declares, disease control, emergency, Epidemic, Global, global emergency, global health, health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international response, MinecraftPox, mpox, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, vaccination, Virus, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so like, WHO just declared this server a global health emergency cuz it’s so addictive, like you won’t be able to stop playing once you join. the mobs are like super crazy and will give you a run for your diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon called the “diamond sword of doom” that will help you conquer them all. plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we party like it’s 1999. so come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!