team mommy long legs smoothie – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

AxisCraft Minecraft Server
authoritarian regimes, AxisCraft, Dangerous, Defense, Ex-army chief, Geopolitics, global conflict, historical comparisons, international relations, Military, military aggression, military alliances, military history, military strategy, military threats, Minecraft, Nazis, new axis powers, political instability, SECURITY, Server, world war, WW3 warning
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! so there’s this epic Minecraft server run by an ex-army chief who’s seen some serious shiz on the battlefield. he’s out here warning everyone about WW3 and saying these new axis powers are more dangerous than the Nazis, like whaaat?! but don’t worry, he’s also got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real world drama and just build some dope creations with your homies. join now for a chance to survive the apocalypse and show off your mad building skills, cuz why not?! let’s get crafting, fam!

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KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft
aggression, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, Destruction, footage, International, kyiv, KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft, Military, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

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BigBrainCraft
Beliefs, BigBrainCraft, Body Sizes, Brain and Body Sizes, brain evolution, brain size, Centuries, Challenging, clarify, controversy, data collection, dataset, Evolution, Larger Animals, long-held beliefs, Proportion, Proportionally Bigger Brains, scientific research, scientists, species
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

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CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Bait, bfe, collab discussion, cute boys, CuteBoysMC, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, genderbends, Gosling, grave rave, hornyposting, indie, Male, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, Server, shitposting, Stars, tribalfags, Ultimate, VT, Yumejoshi
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our Grave Rave Edition server is the place to be! We welcome all Stars, Niji, and Indie fans, as long as your male character is cute enough to hang with us.
Love BFE and gosling? No problem! Feel free to express your love for your oshi without any judgment. But sorry ladies, no female drama allowed here. Save that for the rest of the internet!
Looking to self-promote? Nah, not here. Head over to our sister server, wvt, for all your shilling needs. And remember, ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re all about having a good time here.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposter run wild. Just leave those genderbent males at the door – they’re not welcome here. See you in the Grave Rave Edition server, where the party never stops!

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OrcCraft Minecraft Server
#youtube, Charset., HOT Pot Edition, Minecraft, OP Template, Orc, OrcCraft, Platform, Randon General, randonneuring, Server, twitch, twitter, UTF-8., VOD Archive, Widgets
Welcome to the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so hot, it’s like playing Minecraft in a sauna! Your character will be sweating buckets while mining for diamonds.
2. We have a secret underground potluck party every Friday night where players bring their favorite dishes to share. Who knew Minecraft could be so delicious?
3. The server owner once tamed a creeper and now it follows them around like a pet. It’s the most explosive friendship you’ll ever see.
4. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant hot tub out of lava and had a pool party. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits.
5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?
So come join us on the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure you won’t find anywhere else!

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FriendshipFails Minecraft Server
BIZARRE, Communication, Drama, ENDED, friendship, FriendshipFails, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, long tail tags, Minecraft, misunderstandings, odd, overreaction, pettiness, quirky, reasons, relationships, Ridiculous, Server, silly, Social, trivial
Are you tired of losing friends over silly reasons like not sharing your diamonds or accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing with friends!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy build competitions, and the chance to prank your buddies with exploding chickens and hidden traps. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to laugh with and create unforgettable memories?
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have your friends begging to be a part of your Minecraft crew once again!

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MineCraftMania
MinecraftMania
Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your blinged-out crib. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life!

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BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!
accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship
LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.
WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.
SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

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LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!
analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning
lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

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Minecraft on EpiCraft
1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges
EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}
Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.
I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.
Help us get started together.
Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.
Ip play.epicraftmc.com
Bedrock only port 25565
See u there!
play.epicraftmc.com

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