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FailCraft SMP: >Team loses

Character, Defeat, Disappointment, disgraced family, disgraced nation, disgraced self, FailCraft, Failure, gtTeam, Honor, Integrity, loses, overcoming adversity, perseverance, positive attitude, pride, resilience, resilience in defeat, setback, smp, Sportsmanship, Team loses, Team still smiles

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5589	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is just part of the fun! Our team may not always come out on top, but we never lose our smiles (even if we’re crying on the inside). Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join our SMP. And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper tried to audition for our talent show (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, make new friends, and maybe even accidentally blow up your own house, then come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, no matter how many times you lose, as long as you’re having fun, you’re always a winner in our book.

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bathroom, begged, birth control, children, Cooking, crying, DadDutyFree, Flight Attendant, forget working, Helping, husband, implanted, Kids, love, Minecraft, Server, Son, stay at home mom, Telling, Tomas, walk, Watching

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

MommaCraft: AITA Edition

Achievements, aita, Babysitting, college education, defining moment, Degree, Edition, emo kid, family, financial help, Graduation, green hair, judgmental trash, LARRY, Let it go, Little Larry, master’s degree, mom, MommaCraft, Obsession, Parent, Party, Pregnant, Siblings, SIL, Wife

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!

PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

combination, controversial, Culinary, debate, DIVISIVE, flavor, Food, Minecraft, Opinions, personal choice, Pineapple, PineapplePizzaDebate, pizza, Popular, Preferences, preferences on pizza, Savory, smp, SWEET, Taste, toppings, unpopular

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	9340

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

CraftyLiesMC

BELIEF, biggest lie, BRAINWASHING, Corruption, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, hidden agenda., ILLUSION, indoctrination, Life, Manipulation, Misconception, Misinformation, Propaganda, Reality, skepticism, society, Truth

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

#sustainability, argentina, Bitcoin Mining, BitCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, Crisis, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, electronic waste, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy consumption comparison, energy efficiency, environmental impact, global warming, Laptops, material consumption, renewable energy, resource depletion, sustainable technology, technology industry, UN report

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

Adults, DepressCraft, depression, digital age, facebook, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health impact, mental health study, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Online platforms, research, screen time, Server, snapchat, social media, social media usage, social-networking, study, Technology, TikSnapFace, tiktok

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Falling into the Void:	0

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

Asia, comparison, Cross-cultural, Differences, Diversity, eastern europe, European culture, EVRONIPPON, evropa, Exploration, Fusion, Global, International, Japan, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Modernization, polska, Server, Similarities, tradition, travel, Unique

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	9953
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

acceptance, animated series, animation, Anime, AnimeNudeLover, art, body positivity, Characters, creativity, cute, Diversity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, humor, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, positive representation, romance, smp, television, wholesome nudity

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Birthing Buddies Minecraft Server

birthing, birthing partner, boundary setting, Buddies, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Generational conflict, Grief, intergenerational misunderstandings, Minecraft, mother’s death, parental cheating, parental expectations, personal boundaries, Server, sibling rivalry, stepmother issues, support during pregnancy, teenage struggles

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthing partner drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine being forced to be a birthing partner for your dad’s wife, who you can’t stand. But wait, there’s more! She’s been stepping on your toes since day one, making assumptions about your culture, swapping out your precious photos, and even inviting herself to your girl time outings without bringing any money. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, setting boundaries, and dealing with a demanding family member who just won’t take no for an answer. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you be dragged into a whirlwind of family drama?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a chance to prove that you’re not just a pawn in someone else’s game. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

InLawFreeZoneMC

AITAH, Cancel, Closure, DISRESPECTFUL, donation, family, forewarning, Guilt, home repairs, Honor, husband, in-laws, InLawFreeZoneMC, Invaded, memorial, MONEY, relationship, reschedule, step mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, Widow

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the mobs! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Imagine a world where grief, guilt, and home repairs collide in the most outrageous way possible. Will you stand up to unwanted visitors like this player did, or will you let them take over your virtual home too?

With $500 on the line and family drama at every corner, this server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!