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Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	174	Players Killed by Monsters:	360
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Players Killed by Monsters:	5233
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Animals Bred:	180	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchantments Applied:	208	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness