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PizzaCraft2021

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mines Excavated:	2233	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up plain old pepperoni pizza? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a pizza buffet of epic proportions, with toppings so wild and crazy you’ll think you’re in a pizza-themed dreamland.

Join us and feast on pizzas topped with diamond blocks, creepers, and even enchanted golden apples. Our pizza ovens are fueled by the tears of griefers and the laughter of baby zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza God, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a pizza-eating contest. Rumor has it his favorite topping is obsidian, so bring your appetite and your pickaxe!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a pizza party like no other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the pizza oven!

BlockyLawsuit: UnrwaVsHamas

1 billion, Accountability, aiding Hamas, BlockyLawsuit, compensation, Conflict, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Launch, lawsuit, legal action, MIDDLE EAST, october 7, palestinian refugees, political controversy, Terrorism, united nations, UNRWA, UnrwaVsHamas, Victims

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	191
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, suing the admins for $1 billion because they think they’re aiding the creepers? like, imagine a world where the zombies and skeletons are teaming up with the admins to take over the server. it’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse but in minecraft. you gotta join this server and help fight against the evil mobs and corrupt admins. who knows, maybe you’ll become the hero of the server and save the day. plus, you can also build some sick bases and mine for diamonds like a boss. so come join us and be part of this crazy adventure!

DuctCraft: The WD-40 Experience

adhesive, diy, duct tape, DuctCraft, Durable, emergency, Experience, Fix it, handyman, home improvement, Household, industrial-grade, lubricant, maintenance, MultiPurpose, quick fix, Repair, spectrum, temporary solution, Tools, Versatile, WD-40, WD40

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Potions Brewed:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2217	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing creepers wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, creepers have class, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have been replaced with rubber chickens that squawk every time you mine a block. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music? Yeah, it’s lit.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? That’s right, nowhere! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!

LandSaverCraft

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation priorities, conservation sites, conservation study, Earth’s biodiversity, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, extinction prevention, global conservation, land conservation, LandSaverCraft, prioritizing conservation, Protecting Earth’s land, species conservation, species extinction, species preservation, threatened species, unique species

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo, u ever wanted to save the planet while playing minecraft? well, dis server is da place for u! we got 16,825 sites around da world where u can protect endangered species by building epic habitats for dem in minecraft! join us and be a hero for da animals, cuz let’s be real, who needs real conservation when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and save da planet, one block at a time!

ripMC

battle, Creative, Discord, Events, Gyms, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Mini Games, Pixelmon, pixelmon 9.1.11, pixelmon community, Pixelmon evolution, pixelmon gameplay, pixelmon mods, Pixelmon news, pixelmon server, Pokeball, Pokecenters, pokemon, Raiding, strategies, Tips, Trading, Trainers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

The ripMC Hub isn’t just another server; it’s a vibrant Pixelmon community. Join our Discord server to connect with fellow trainers, share tips and strategies, participate in events, and stay updated on the latest Pixelmon news. We are currently running on Pixelmon 9.1.11 and Minecraft 1.16.5!

play.ripmc.net

RPG Legacy Minecraft Server

Abilities, character classes, character creation, Character Progression, class system, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, game design, Gaming, Legacy, legacy RPG, Mechanics, Medieval, Minecraft, Outdated, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skills, Tabletop, Traditional, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring RPG class system in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has completely revamped it in the most outrageous way possible! Say goodbye to being a boring old warrior or mage, and hello to being a professional llama tamer or a master pancake chef!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet Seat of Destiny, rumored to bring great fortune to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the path is filled with dangerous obstacles like killer bunnies and exploding chickens!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on our signature potion cocktails.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MemeStockCryptoCraft Minecraft Server

asset collapse, asset valuation, cryptocurrency, financial markets, mainstream crypto, market analysis, market collapse, market correction, market risk, market volatility, meme stocks, memes, MemeStockCryptoCraft, Minecraft, nvda, risk spectrum, Server, short selling, shorting assets, speculative trading, stock market, stocks, trading strategy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re constantly on the edge of our seats watching memes, crypto, and stocks crash and burn in real time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with virtual blocks and creepers.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to short assets before they completely tank. Who needs Wall Street when you can make risky bets in the world of Minecraft? We’ve even had players become virtual millionaires by predicting the next big crash.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market, come join us! Just be prepared for some wild rides and insane stories along the way.

PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

child naming, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, cultural pride, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, Irish name, low contact, name pronunciation, name shaming, parenting choices, passive aggressive behavior, petty brat, PettyBratCraft, pronunciation, Resentment, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SorryNotSorry

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, Evolution, Experience, growth, hindsight, introspection, learning, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, past, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentiment, sentimentality, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Remember the time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava in Minecraft and lost all your diamond gear? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll have so much fun falling into lava pits that you’ll forget all about your precious diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn point into a giant maze of chicken coops. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and epic fails!

CraftyTrial

7-day free trial, CraftyTrial, Decision making, DISCOVER, evaluate before committing, Experiment, explore options, free trial period, hands-on experience, life experiences, limited time offer, new opportunities, no commitment, risk-free, sample before buying, take a chance, test-run, trial and error, try before you buy, trying new things, uncertainty

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3

What’s something in life that needs a 7-day free trial? Our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic adventures of your life?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco where creepers are busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 30 minutes every hour. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain down bacon on unsuspecting players below.

So why waste another second on boring servers when you can join ours for a 7-day free trial of pure insanity and non-stop laughter? Trust us, you won’t regret it.