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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4529 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.