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BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8733	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Star Shards Collected:	148
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Items Found:	5036

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

classic excuse, cliché excuse, common excuse, excuse that works, ExcuseCraft, familiar excuse, frequently used excuse, go-to excuse, habitual excuse, hackneyed excuse, old faithful excuse, overused excuse, reliable excuse, standard excuse, tested excuse, timeless excuse, traditional excuse, tried excuse, tried-and-true excuse, typical excuse, well-worn excuse

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Buildings Constructed:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9615

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	67	Farms Harvested:	983
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	7598	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Items Found:	1555
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2093

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!

PetTalksMinecraftSMP

Animal Behavior, animal communication, pet behavior, pet communication, pet confessions, pet confessions revealed, pet experiences, pet observations, pet owners, pet owners’ fears, pet revelations, pet secrets, pet secrets exposed, pet stories, pet tales, pet talk, Pets, PetTalksMinecraftSMP, Secrets, talking pets, worries

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!