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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 504 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 8382 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?
