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Explains a lot tbqh Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	208	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to overthrow the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve tasted the sweet nectar of carrot-powered flight.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “Explains a lot tbqh.”

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Animals Bred:	138
New Chunks Explored:	626645	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ores Mined:	6626	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Potions Brewed:	132
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	2209	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	100
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).

ColombiaCraft: Where Touhou meets Minecraft in a wild and wacky adventure!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Votes:	5470
Mines Excavated:	2700	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	125	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2524
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you something truly unique – a Touhou-inspired world set in Colombia!

Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!

But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.