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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5399 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 36661 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
like, the scientists on this server have uncovered the secrets of autism or whatever, and now they’re using that knowledge to make the BEST minecraft experience ever. u join this server and suddenly ur building skills are off the charts, ur redstone game is on point, and ur pvp skills are like, legendary.
plus, the more u play on this server, the more u unlock targeted therapies for ur minecraft character. u can like, level up ur skills and abilities in ways u never thought possible. it’s like a whole new world of minecraft possibilities.
so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join this server? u get to be a minecraft genius AND help uncover the secrets of autism. it’s a win-win situation, dude. come join us and see ur brain expand in ways u never thought possible.