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WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Potions Brewed:	134
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	New Chunks Explored:	80577

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crops Grown:	4085
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	672	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5318	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!