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Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

Assertiveness, avoiding conflict, avoiding confrontation, communication boundaries, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, ignoring messages, ignoring negativity, messages, non-confrontational, personal boundaries, refusing to engage, Respond, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-preservation, setting boundaries, silent treatment, Skeletons, unresponsive, Wont, you cannot get me to reply to you

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	101	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8075	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Choices, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, friendship, Fun, influence, loyalty, Party, PASSES, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, saying no, Social, substance abuse, temptation, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

battle, brand, CHIPS, comparison, Competition, consumerism, convenience, crunchy, DORITOS, expensive, grocery, indulgence, inflation, Junk Food, Marketing, Minecraft, Popular, price increase, PRINGLES, SALTY, Server, SNACKS, Snacktopia, Treat

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

Adults, blocky, BUILD, FloridaWomanCraft, PRETEND, teens, worlds

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

2024.., 3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Cross-thread, early access, Epic, Exile, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, PoE, POE 2, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Void Gems Collected:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

100 days, Adventure, blocks, ByeBye, Day, Departure, Farewell, Goodbye, Journey, LEAVING, Marathon, Minecraft, new man, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-change, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, strugglers, transformation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

CraftyBunnyLand

2chan, Anime, coffee shop, comedy, Confirmed, CraftyBunnyLand, Cute girls, Friends, Gochiusa, Heartwarming, japanese, Manga adaptation, News, nips, normal, popular series, Rabbits, Season Four, slice of life, Spamming, Wholesome

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1657	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

bands, blocky, British, Brits, classical music, creativity, cultural influence, england, global impact, History, iconic, Industry, influential, innovation, Jammin, legendary artists, madness, Minecraft, Music, music scene, Musical, Musicians, pop music, Rock Music, Server, Superiority, talent, Twist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

#youtube, alike, Community, discussion, froot, Gamers, geega, haruka, henya, Hime, kson, kuro, LIVESTREAMS, LolCraft, Mata, mel, Memelords, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, twitch, Ultimate, virtual youtubers, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocky, classic, collection, CREEPERS, digital preservation, fear, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming hobby, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming passion, McBlockface, Nostalgia, preservation, Retro, saves, Tread, video game collecting, video game collection, video game enthusiasts, video game preservation, video games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).