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BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	194
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	119	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	3548
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Crops Grown:	2212

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	129	Votes:	3593
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!