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Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	6406
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3251	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Crops Grown:	7739
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Potions Brewed:	153
Mines Excavated:	2064	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	718213	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Votes:	9822
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Emeralds Found:	275
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!