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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5293 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 993348 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Ores Mined: | 1255 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
