CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	95
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Farms Harvested:	215	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	127
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Votes:	2944
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	863508
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Emeralds Found:	4105
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

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