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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1755 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4462 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!
