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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1371 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5095 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.