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Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8066	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma

blocked number, Boundaries, Cheating, compromise, cutting off, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, entry, Family issues, forgiveness, gift, Grandma, high T levels, infertility, mean, MommaCraft, narcissistic mother, no contact, PCOS, UNFAIR, visitation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.

Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.

Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.

So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!

BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms

accepted practices, BlockyBeliefs, changing perspectives, common belief, cultural critique, cultural norms, ethical boundaries, ethical standards, future generations, FutureFacepalms, historical context, moral compass, Moral values, social standards, societal behavior, societal change, societal critique, societal development, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal reflection

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Imagine a world where people thought it was okay to NOT join our epic Minecraft server! In 50 years, they’ll look back and wonder how anyone could resist the temptation of our server’s awesomeness. We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Don’t be left in the past, join us now and be a part of history in the making!

CollideSMP

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Explore, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Redstone, server hosting, Servers, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	New Chunks Explored:	502508
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4320	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

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colidesmp.net:26935

ShadeMC

activities, alliances, Challenging, community forums, configurations, Connect, Custom Plugins, dynamic, Economy, Events, gameplay, LifeSteal, Minecraft, participate, PvP, Server, ShadeMC, Website

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	957759
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8174	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Shade MC is a Minecraft Lifesteal server that focuses on the Lifesteal game mode, where players can gain hearts from others by defeating them in PvP (player-versus-player) combat. The server features various custom plugins and configurations to enhance gameplay, making the Lifesteal experience more engaging and competitive. Players can join, form alliances, and participate in various events and activities designed to create a dynamic and challenging environment. If you’re interested in joining or learning more, you might want to visit the server’s website or community forums for details on how to connect and participate.

Play.shademc.in:19132

Total Anarchy – Chaos, Creepers, and Craziness, Oh My!

2011, Anarchy, balance, Bans, building, Chaos, Community, Craziness, Creative, CREEPERS, Destruction, Dupe, gameplay, Griefing, Hack, Minecraft, Mods, obsessions, Protection, rules, Server, small server, Survival, TOTAL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	66.70.181.96:25615
Description	Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

Server IP

66.70.181.96:25615

Description

Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on Total Anarchy. Players are free to do as they please.
Are there any mods on the server?	No, there are no mods on Total Anarchy. It is a pure vanilla experience.
Can I hack or cheat on the server?	Yes, hacking and cheating are allowed on the server. Players are free to use any means to achieve their goals.
Is there any protection for my builds or items?	No, there is no protection for builds or items. Players should be prepared for potential theft or destruction.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can invite friends to join you on Total Anarchy. However, be aware that they may also engage in anarchic behavior.

Belgium Bites Minecraft Server

Belgium, Bites, Conflict, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Europeans, hate, History, Jealousy, little guys, Minecraft, misconceptions, nationalism, Peace, Politics, prejudice, Rivalry, Server, solidarity, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out the truth behind the age-old European beef with Belgium! Rumor has it that the Belgians once stole all the waffles in Europe and hid them in their secret underground waffle bunker. Will you be the one to uncover the delicious truth? Plus, our server has a special mini-game where you can reenact the great waffle heist of 1827 – just watch out for the syrup traps! So come on, join us and help solve the mystery of why Europeans hate Belgium so much – it’s waffle-y important!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP

2024.., Conspiracy, controversial, date, death, destiny, end of era, end of presidency, end times, fate, future event, headline, Minecraft, News, plan C, Politics, prediction, president, Prophecy, September 26th, smp, spacey, speculation, trump

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2159
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9773	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold! Rumor has it that Trump’s fate is tied to the outcome of our epic PvP battles – will he survive or meet his demise on September 26th, 2024? Join now to find out and maybe even alter the course of history with your mad building skills and strategic gameplay. Who knows, you might even uncover plan D, E, or F! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us today!

RespawnRxDenied

10. Lack of blood transfusions, 11. Lack of pain management, 12. Lack of diagnostic tools, 13. Lack of emergency care, 14. Lack of access to healthcare, 15. Lack of clean water, 16. Lack of nutrition, 17. Lack of mental health treatment, 18. Lack of maternal care, 19. Lack of dental care, 2. Infectious diseases, 20. Lack of cancer treatments., 3. Poor sanitation, 4. Lack of vaccinations, 5. Epidemics, 6. Lack of surgical procedures, 7. Lack of anesthesia, 8. Lack of knowledge about germs, 9. Lack of medical equipment, Lack of antibiotics, RespawnRxDenied

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

If you lived in a time before modern medicine, chances are you would have been taken out by a sneaky creeper explosion or a vicious zombie horde on our Minecraft server. But fear not, for our server offers the ultimate protection against all Minecraft-related ailments! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only cure for a broken leg is a bucket of milk and the only remedy for a spider bite is a diamond sword. Don’t let a lack of antibiotics hold you back from joining our server and conquering the virtual world with your fellow players! Who needs modern medicine when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of healing at your disposal? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the dangers of the Minecraft world without the help of modern medicine!

UkraineWithdrawalCraft

Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, poll, public opinion, russia, sanctions, Support, survey, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineWithdrawalCraft, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where 49% of russians support withdrawal of troops from ukraine! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even putin himself is like “daaaamn, i gotta play on that server!” we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a russian army taking over the world (in a totally non-political way, of course). so come on, comrade, join us and let’s conquer minecraft together! da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da