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DateRuiner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Picture this: you’re on a date with your Minecraft crush, everything is going perfectly until a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up your romantic picnic. Talk about a mood killer! But fear not, because on our server, every date is a rollercoaster of excitement and chaos. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have epic battles with mobs and prank wars with your friends?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, join us now! Who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

BlockyBonerz

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about battling creepers in a giant arena filled with lava and slippery ice blocks?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items for enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on our resident dragon in a game of chess for a chance to win a real-life llama as a prize.

So come on and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just discover a new turn-on that you never knew you had.

WarCraftSupplyCo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	294342	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TimeTravelMilkNoCry

alter history, avoid regrets, avoid spills, CHANGE, crying, fix mistakes, hindsight, learn from the past, milk mishap, MISTAKES, past, Prevent, prevent accidents, regret, second chances, spilt milk, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelMilkNoCry

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	157	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND NEVER CRY OVER SPILT MILK AGAIN!

WE HAVE A SPECIAL MILK PREVENTION PLUGIN THAT MAKES SURE YOUR MILK STAYS SAFE AT ALL TIMES. NO MORE WASTED DAIRY HERE, FOLKS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MILK VAULT WHERE YOU CAN STORE ALL YOUR MILK SUPPLIES. YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF MILK AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY MILK GOD, WHO BLESSES PLAYERS WITH UNLIMITED MILK POWERS. DRINK MILK LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MILKY MADNESS! NO MORE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK, ONLY LAUGHS AND MILK MUSTACHES HERE!

Get your daily dose of Vitamin D with Banana Sandwich Minecraft Server, where we’re not monkeying around! 🍌🥪🐒

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks old
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Version	1.21.1
Server Style	Hermitcraft inspired
Addons	Minimal – Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated
Events	Fun events
Economy	Diamond
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Join the server

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by contacting plooop on Discord or through the provided Discord link above.

2. What addons are available on the server?

The server has minimal addons including Playerheads, Armor stand arms, and invisible item frames.

3. What is the server economy based on?

The server economy is based on diamonds.

4. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, and other common server rules. Make sure to follow them to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

5. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range is lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the player base.

MetaCraft Server: 99 Score Unbeatable

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of playing on basic, boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a 99 Metascore, making it the most legendary server in the history of Minecraft! Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become Minecraft gods, with the ability to build entire cities with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including a diamond-encrusted creeper and a pig riding a dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

RenewalCraft SMP – Blockbuster Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Get ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Our server is home to a group of E-Pigs who are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Renewal day is like our version of the purge, where anything goes and the E-Pigs run wild. From building giant statues of themselves to pranking each other with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as you witness the hilarious antics of the E-Pigs. Just remember to batten down the hatches and hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy!

BlameCraft2021

BlameCraft2021, Boundaries, Breakup, brother, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ex wife, family dynamics, Family issues, Father, friendship, loyalty, Mother, reconciliation, relationships, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-wives, heartbreak, and cross-stitching adventures.

Are you ready to navigate through the tangled web of relationships and alliances? Will you choose to side with the ex-wife or the heartbroken Kayla? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a brother, his ex-wife, and his new girlfriend. Will they be able to resolve their differences, or will the family be torn apart forever? Only time will tell on this crazy Minecraft server.

So grab your virtual popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Join us today and experience the ultimate family feud like never before!

40AndHappyIn20s-MinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, trying to figure out your purpose in life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let us show you the true meaning of life through building pixelated structures and battling virtual monsters.

Our server is filled with wise players over 40 who have all the life lessons you need to navigate your 20s with ease. From learning how to budget your virtual diamonds to mastering the art of teamwork in epic PvP battles, our seasoned players have got you covered.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the ultimate life hack – respawning in Minecraft is the key to eternal youth! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and never worry about aging again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let us guide you on a hilarious and absurd journey to enlightenment. Trust us, your 20s will never be the same again!

CraftyBlunderz

adolescent mishaps, awkward situations, awkward teenage years, childhood memories, childhood mistakes, CraftyBlunderz, cringe-worthy memories, cringeworthy stories, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing moments, high school, humiliating experiences, middle school, regretful actions, regretful decisions, school blunders, social faux pas, teenage blunders, teenage mistakes, worst blunders, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilarious chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few accidental “mom” slip-ups along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re still scarred from that time you tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip and ended up face-planting in front of the entire cafeteria. But hey, we promise our server is way more forgiving than your high school classmates. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make some unforgettable memories – just try to leave the embarrassing blunders in the past where they belong!