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GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2282
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Votes:	7793

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Emeralds Found:	9105	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2737	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1394	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.