tasty banana bread – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2
1.20.2, asmr, board rules, Clips, Ethereal, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, meet and greet, Otis, Previous thread, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Skylands, twitch, twitter, VOD
Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual asylum run by the schizo loli queen, Fallenshadow! She’s got more husbands than you’ve got brain cells, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, she’s got more socials than you have friends – Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, you name it! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the Ribbon Cage, whatever that is. So come join the madness, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready to report those pesky shitposters. It’s gonna be a trip!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server
absent father, child support, childhood trauma, DadCraft, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, father issues, father-son relationship, father’s abandonment, father’s actions, father’s excuses, father’s financial support, father’s lack of involvement, father’s mistakes, father’s neglect, father’s role in upbringing, father’s words, Minecraft, parental abandonment, Parental Responsibility, Server
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your deadbeat dad drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world away from all the daddy issues.
Join us and build a virtual mansion bigger than the one your dad never provided for you! Our community is full of supportive players who will never ghost you like your father did.
With our endless possibilities for creativity, you can create a world where your dad actually pays child support on time and buys you more than just contact lenses. Let your imagination run wild and create a world where you’re the one in control.
So come join our server and leave behind the real world where dads disappoint and let’s create a new world where you’re the king (or queen) of your own destiny! Let’s build a world where dads like yours don’t exist – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

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DollarTreeDeliCraft
Bad Sister, beggars can’t be choosers, bills, Borrow, BROKE, Cash, dog, dollar tree, DollarTreeDeliCraft, emergency vet, food stamps, groceries, ground beef, health issues, Hungry, husband, Meatloaf, OFFENDED, payback, Rent, sister, Weed
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.
We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.
And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

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MasterOfMinecraftSMP
achievement, Beaten, challenge, Competition, completion, Dedication, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, high score, hobby, long tail tag, MasterOfMinecraftSMP, most times, Nostalgia, replay, skill, strategy, success, Victory, video games
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our leader is a talking cow named MooMoo who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy.
One time, we had a massive PvP battle with a horde of evil chickens who were trying to take over the server, but we defeated them with our enchanted swords and epic parkour skills. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava just for fun.
So if you’re looking for a crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join us on this server! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll all ride giant squids into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a giant statue of a potato out of solid gold. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.

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New Server IP
BlockyDicks R Us
attention seeking, BlockyDicks, Boundaries, Communication, consent, dick pics, Explicit messages, Flirty messages, gender dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, online behavior, online dating, positive reactions, relationship expectations, Respect, sexting, sexting etiquette, sexual harassment, Sexual responses, social media etiquette, validation
Are you tired of sending unsolicited dick pics and getting blocked immediately? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to showcase your… building skills! That’s right, instead of sending inappropriate photos, you can impress others with your epic creations in our virtual world. Who needs dick pics when you can send pics of your giant pixelated castle? Join now and leave the unsolicited pics in the past!

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SwedishCraft Minecraft Server
Alliance, Baltic region, cooperation, Defense, defense strategy, deployment, Europe, global presence, international relations, LATVIA, Military, military exercise, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Swedish forces, SwedishCraft, Troops
OMG u guys u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a legit war zone with Swedish forces and stuff. Like, they’re all in Latvia fighting with NATO and it’s like the biggest deployment ever. Imagine all the crazy battles and explosions you can be a part of in this Minecraft server. Plus, the Swedish forces are super cool and will totally protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. It’s gonna be lit, fam. Join now before it’s too late!

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New Server IP
UkrainianDroneFundsNYT
#covert operations, arms race, Biden administration, defense industry, defense spending, drone industry, FOREIGN AID, funding, geopolitical strategy, government support, international relations, military assistance, military technology, national security, New York Times, political controversy, Report, secret funding, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneFundsNYT
come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!

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New Server IP

Invictus

alcohol, Brewery, Chairs, chests, Community, Discord, Events, Hardcore, Invictus, Join, Locks, Lore, ONLINE, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Sitting, Stars, Tweaks, Uptime, Web map, welcome

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Do you accept new players?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online.

Tipsy Fury 1.21
aggressive behavior, alcohol, alcohol-fueled, Angry, Confrontation, Drunk, emotional outburst, fury, going to a store, grab a snack, impulsive behavior, intoxicated, late night, late night cravings, late night drama, late-night snack, public intoxication, snack run, store run, street altercation, talk shit, tipsy
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a store when you’re drunk and angry! You never know who’s gonna talk shit along the way, just like in the game! It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. Plus, the snacks in this server are top-notch, virtual munchies for days! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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ApologyDenied Minecraft Server
Apology, ApologyDenied, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, confusion, emotional turmoil, exclusion, friendship, friendship breakup, ghosting, group dynamics, Guilt, hurt, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, peer pressure, reconciliation, self reflection, Server, social circles
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship breakups are a thing of the past! Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player left her toxic friend group.
On our server, you can be anyone you want to be, even an auditor or a secretary (or both, we don’t judge)! No need to worry about jealous friends or ghosting group chats, because here, everyone is welcome with open arms.
So come on in and build your own world where you never have to apologize for something you didn’t do. And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our community is here to support you through thick and thin.
Join now and leave the drama llama behind, because on our server, the only thing we’re guilty of is having too much fun!

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