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DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crops Grown:	9752	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1092
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Void Gems Collected:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4046

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Void Gems Collected:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	1

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

communication in relationships, long-distance relationship, love, love and acceptance., love and commitment, love and forgiveness, Love and happiness, love and patience, love and support, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love language, love quotes, love songs, Lovely, Minecraft, pw, relationship advice, romantic gestures, Simple, smp, unconditional love

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8134
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

all black everything, Black, Black beauty, black fashion, black is beautiful, black outfit, black style, blackbeauty, chic, classic, Dark, elegance, fashion, glamour, Minecraft, monochrome, Mysterious, Sleek, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Stunning, stylish, Timeless

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Votes:	8094	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!