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Block Breakup Blunders

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	1589	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchantments Applied:	195	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	899	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	6154	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Villages Defended:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Farms Harvested:	848
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mines Excavated:	1029
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Votes:	2348
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!