Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the TRVE BELIEVERS EDITION patch that includes nerfed inertia and a rework of armor and limb penetration. But that’s not all, we also have a Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. And if that’s not enticing enough, we have brand new game destroying features that will blow your mind!
Join us for the latest P2W rugpull trailer that will leave you speechless. Check out our 0.14 Patch notes, visit our Arena website, and get the latest Russian sneedware to enhance your gaming experience. Need help with ammo charts? We’ve got you covered. And for all the newfags out there, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you navigate through the chaos.
Don’t miss out on all your Tarkov needs on our website, where you can find change lists and join our Discord for even more fun. And remember, /eftg/ has no discord, so beware of any links posted by tranny or homo grooming servers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Join us and you’ll be saying, “Wow, 650%! How could I lose?” as you embark on epic quests, battle giant chickens, and build floating castles in the sky!
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHS, and UNICORNS riding LLAMAS!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They traveled to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with a fleece made of pure diamonds. Rumor has it that whoever finds and shears the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a WILD adventure filled with GLITCHES, TREASURES, and SHENANIGANS galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it. LOLZ guaranteed!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us at bing.com/create for a wild ride through a virtual world like no other.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant, talking chicken. The chicken challenged them to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty clucky! But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win LEGENDARY loot.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join us at bing.com/create for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, wacky world?
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because thisserver is here to save the day!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our staff are all trained in the ancient art of building epic castles out of nothing but dirt and determination.
But wait, there’s more! If you join us today, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath. And if that’s not enough, every time you mine a block of diamond, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.
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Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our Mirror Dungeons are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a different dimension! Mirror of the Lake? Mirror of the Wuthering? Who knows what you’ll find in there!
– Refraction Railway Line 3 will take you on a wild ride through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad. It’s like a rollercoaster, but in Minecraft!
– Want to be part of a crazy extraction mission? Join us as we target the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael. It’s like a Minecraft heist, but with butlers!
– And if that’s not enough, we have tie-ins to Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Spoilers galore, baby!
– Don’t forget to download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. It’s like Minecraft, but with a twist!
– Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates. We’re basically the Kardashians of Minecraft servers.
– Need more info on EGO and Sinners? We got you covered with our handy resources.
– And if you’re looking for a countdown to the next big event, we’ve got that too. It’s like New Year’s Eve, but in Minecraft!
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Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server of all time! Join us and embark on crazy adventures with your anime-loving buddies. Our server is so awesome, it will make you jealous of the virtual life you can have here!
Imagine living in a virtual world where you can explore LA full time, eat at the most amazing restaurants, and stay in beautiful condos. All while having your qt anime-loving fuckbuddies by your side. This is the life you’ve always dreamed of!
Don’t let your high inhibition stop you from joining us. Take some virtual meds or Xanax if you have to, but come and experience the most insane adventures on our server. You won’t regret it!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the love stories are as wild as the creepers! Join us and witness the most bizarre romances unfold before your eyes.
Picture this: a player receives a hankerchief on Christmas from another player and suddenly falls head over heels for them. But here’s the twist – the object of their affection is a mid-functioning autist who is as mysterious as they come. Will they ever say or do anything interesting? Only time will tell on our server!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such DRAMATIC love stories and UNPREDICTABLE relationships? Plus, our community is filled with WACKY characters and CRAZY adventures waiting to happen.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the madness!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!
Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!
So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to make some international friends? Look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be chatting and playing with players from all around the world in no time.
Our server is like a virtual United Nations, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring meetings. You’ll meet players from every corner of the globe, from the snowy tundras of Canada to the sunny beaches of Australia. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a player from Antarctica!
But that’s not all! Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have started playing Minecraft with us. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood extraterrestrial trying to make friends. So come join us and show those aliens that humans can be cool too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start making international friends in the most epic way possible. Who knows, you might even end up having a Minecraft wedding with someone from a different country!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.
Once upon a time, there were ten million skeletonsroaming around causing chaos and mayhem. But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you can take on these bony foes and emerge victorious.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Imagine the sheer joy of watching a rainbow explode in a shower of sparkles!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually just misunderstood and looking for someone to play chess with.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and your best pickaxe, because you’re in for a ride unlike any other.
