Targeted Procurement Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Princesses 1.21.3

/v/ermins, 1.21.3, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, character event, Darkwinter, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Haoplay, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, news events, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Princesses, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Procurement, Tourists, translated story, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	3062	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Votes:	4349
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride in the universe! Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a whole new dimension of chaos and madness.

We got guides, stories, lore, and events that will blow your mind. Like, have you ever seen a Re-Supply Gacha event that’s an Ode to Mild Winter? Or how about a Targeted Procurement event for Makiatto? It’s like Christmas every day on this server, bro!

And don’t even get me started on the exclusive codes you can redeem. GFL2XMAS, XMASGIFT, it’s like a gift from the meme lords themselves. Plus, we got a list of people you should bully, like seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and more. It’s like a virtual playground for trolls and degenerates.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, or else the chaos might consume you. Let’s get weird, bros!

GasDieselMadnessCraft

#sustainability, Automotive Industry, Ban, carbon footprint, climate change, diesel cars, electric vehicles, Emissions, environmental policy, environmental regulations, EU, european union, Fossil Fuels, gas, GasDieselMadnessCraft, green energy, ideological madness, italy, Meloni, Politics, Transportation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Votes:	6097
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	6524
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the EU banning gas and diesel cars? yea, it’s that crazy! our server is like a political rally but for gamers, man. join us and denounce the ‘ideological madness’ of boring servers. we’re all about that gas and diesel power, baby! come on and rev up your engines with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Italy’s Meloni would want. let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real revolution happens!

PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed

American doctors, elective surgery, GUARANTEED, healthcare costs, healthcare costs comparison, healthcare expenses, healthcare pricing, healthcare pricing models, healthcare regulations, healthcare system, healthcare transparency, healthcare transparency laws, medical billing, medical industry, medical pricing, medical pricing transparency, medical procedures, medical services, Plastic Surgeons, plastic surgery prices, PlasticCraft, price, price transparency, transparency

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

AntsOnMyRideMC

ant colony spread, ant hitchhiking behavior, ant hitchhiking patterns, ant infestation prevention, ant species identification, ants, AntsOnMyRideMC, hitchhiking, invasive ant control, invasive ant eradication, invasive ant management, invasive ant species, invasive species, invasive species monitoring, Pest Control, Transportation, vehicle biosecurity, vehicle infestation, vehicle sanitation, vehicle spread of ants, Vehicles

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got ants hitchhiking on vehicles like it’s a dang party bus! we got 9 different species of ants just chillin and causing chaos, and 7 of them are straight up INVASIVE.

imagine riding around in your minecart and suddenly you got an army of ants marching alongside you, ready to take over the world. it’s like a real-life ant farm, but on steroids.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride and some unexpected passengers, come join our server and see if you can survive the invasion of the hitchhiking ants. it’s gonna be LIT, fam!

SandCraftSMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Community Events Economy Landscapes Structures Adventures Player-driven Classic Friendly Seasoned New Build Explore Join Incredible Crafting Multiplayer PvP Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23

“Welcome to our Minecraft survival server! Join us for a classic survival experience with a friendly community, regular events, and a player-driven economy. Explore vast landscapes, build amazing structures, and embark on epic adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone here. Join us and let’s create something incredible together!”

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PLUScraft

24/7, Active players, Active Staff, changing servers, Chill, community-driven, Economy, Events, Factions, friendly community, Friendly staff, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, fun server, Giveaways, KitPvP, minecraft server, multimode, multiplayer, PLUScraft, Skyblock, Survival, user-driven, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

WELCOME TO PLUScraft PLUScraft is a chill and fun 24/7 multimode server. The staff is as active and friendly as the players. Friendships are guaranteed. On the server we do a lot of giveaways and events and every choice is made by the users. The various servers are constantly changing to ensure greater fun for everyone What are you waiting for, join PLUScraft, a wonderful server

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WaveCraft Minecraft Server

AS FATE HAS DECREED, Cinematics, codes, Crownless, Download, emotes, friends list, Map, Minecraft, Official, PC client, Resonator Showcase, Server, Thaw of Eons, Thread Template, Trailer, tutorial, twitter, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, WUTHERINGGIFT, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6608
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos. Our map is so massive, it’s rumored to have its own gravitational pull – you’ll never run out of places to explore!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive cinematics that will blow your mind and make you question reality. You’ll be left wondering if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Want to do the floss while fighting off creepers? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to buckle up because things are about to get Wutheringly wild!

MindClaw Minecraft Server

constant battle, death simulation, Defeat, defeatism, inner turmoil, LOSING, mental anguish, mental battle, mental defeat, mental exhaustion, mental struggle, mental torment, mental warfare, mind clawing, mind games, MindClaw, Minecraft, psychological warfare, Server, Struggle

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your mind will be clawed by the intense gameplay, your survival skills will be put to the test in a death simulation, and every moment feels like a constant battle where you’re destined to lose every time! But fear not, because the thrill of the challenge is what makes this server so addictive.

Join us if you dare to face off against mythical creatures, build epic structures in the midst of chaos, and embark on quests that will push you to your limits. Who needs to win when you can have this much fun losing? So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

MommaGoneVacay

family argument, family conflict, family decision-making, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family expenses, family relationships, family tradition, family traditions, family vacation, family vacations, first class upgrade, middle class, MommaGoneVacay, parental expectations, Rome trip, uninviting mother

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a vacation from your family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream vacation spot without any pesky relatives tagging along.

Tired of shouldering the costs for family trips? On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own castle without breaking the bank. Upgrade to first class in-game and fly to Rome or any other destination your heart desires.

Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Build, explore, and conquer without anyone calling you cheap or ungrateful. Join now and leave the drama behind – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

WishfulCraft Minecraft Server

aspiration, desire, dream, dream come true, FANTASY, génie, Hope, law of attraction, longing, magic lamp, make a wish, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, one wish, Server, Universe, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granting, wish list, wish upon a star, WishfulCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Void Gems Collected:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

If you wished for a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made Herobrine jealous, then your wish has been granted! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of diamond blocks, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that Notch himself hid the legendary enchanted golden apple somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots.

BlockyBreakupRevenge

BETRAYAL, BlockyBreakupRevenge, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, closure process, Emotional Abuse, ex, ex betrayal stories, ex cheating stories, ex revenge stories, ex stories, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Manipulation, moving on, Revenge, toxic relationship

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Have you ever had an ex fill your entire Minecraft world with lava after a breakup? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for some post-breakup revenge and let out all your pent-up anger in the form of TNT explosions and mob battles. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, your ex will be cursed with bad luck for eternity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!