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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8593 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Emeralds Found: | 8901 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
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